The hometown of 3OH!3, arguably the best band that there ever has been or will be. Nathaniel Motte and Sean Foreman.
You's a punkbitch if you don't know bout Boulder, Colorado. Your girl's a freak, cause that's what I told her.
Sean: I love you Lizzy I don't care if you're not from Boulder, Colorado.
Nat: Same, Lucy.
Sean: I love you Lizzy I don't care if you're not from Boulder, Colorado.
Nat: Same, Lucy.
by 3oh3 June 9, 2009
Get the Boulder, Colorado mug.A hyped up state in the American West known for having a very dry and arid type climate and legal weed. It’s very transient, last year 193k people left and only 30k came in. That’s the biggest exodus in over 10 years.
It’s a beautiful state, even though the mountains are hard to get to with traffic and sometimes dangerous weather conditions combined with horrible drivers (especially in metro Denver).
In Denver, the so-called “Natives” are passive aggressive white trash. The women think they can walk on water as it’s known as “Menver”. It’s rated the worst dating scene in the county as of 2017. It’s got great neighborhoods, combined with a surprisingly vibrant nightlife. Crime is on the uprise and the homeless population is ridiculous. People are way to slow and leads to pathetic service at restaurants. Attitude sickness is real and a total bitch.
Colorado is a great place but not to live in full-time.
It’s a beautiful state, even though the mountains are hard to get to with traffic and sometimes dangerous weather conditions combined with horrible drivers (especially in metro Denver).
In Denver, the so-called “Natives” are passive aggressive white trash. The women think they can walk on water as it’s known as “Menver”. It’s rated the worst dating scene in the county as of 2017. It’s got great neighborhoods, combined with a surprisingly vibrant nightlife. Crime is on the uprise and the homeless population is ridiculous. People are way to slow and leads to pathetic service at restaurants. Attitude sickness is real and a total bitch.
Colorado is a great place but not to live in full-time.
Guy: “I moved here for work from Los Angeles.”
Girl: “well I’m from Iowa and let me tell you how much I love Colorado and hate L.A.”
Guy: “I’m not about to start taking advice from some goddamn hick.”
Girl: “well I’m from Iowa and let me tell you how much I love Colorado and hate L.A.”
Guy: “I’m not about to start taking advice from some goddamn hick.”
by cryingshame June 9, 2018
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Going crazy to the point of abuse. In reference to Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant's escapades in Colorado in 2003.
Depending on when the event happened, going Colorado can be changed to went, gone or will go Colorado.
Depending on when the event happened, going Colorado can be changed to went, gone or will go Colorado.
by gmenn February 3, 2009
Get the Going Colorado mug.A person who is either trailer trash or a preppie ski douche. Give your condolences to anyone who lives here.
by DaddyCholo125 April 18, 2017
Get the coloradan mug.To insert, or to, more appropriately, THRUST the fist, shaped like a rock (boulder) into a sexual area of the human body. Once fully inside, the hand is to mimmick the movement of a large boulder and/or that of a crumbling rock, creating a sensation of both pleasure, and pain for the receiver. It is said that geologists (those who study rocks) can supply the best Boulder Colorado, as they can reenact the boulder with the greatest skill out there. Commonly practiced in the town of Boulder, Colorado, this trend is being spread throughout the world, known for its creativity and distinctive pleasure.
R: Hey maxdog, what did yu do to ashleymae last night?
S: Yo dude, he heela Boulder Coloradoed that shit! Beat that pussy up!
S: Yo dude, he heela Boulder Coloradoed that shit! Beat that pussy up!
by spiciesabi June 2, 2009
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Get the Colorado Ski Vacation mug.When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.
Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.
This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.
This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?
Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.
Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?
Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.
Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.
Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?
Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.
Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
by youngchub May 11, 2011
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