Ass Colonialism

When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.

At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.

Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.

by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020

Kenneth Cloonan

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.

Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018

Clone Sense

Like spidey sense, but between to people where one person is a clone of the other

"I knew you were going to email just before you did"
"Must be our clone sense"

by Olau Alexa Clone April 1, 2022

Colonel Miles Quaritch

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.

Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

by UncleEddie April 28, 2010

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.

John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"

by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Colonial water pump

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

Colonial Style

When you have sex as they would have in the colonial days.

Seamus: We were having sex colonial style, churning that butter!

by Teh Creature Talk September 8, 2011