cockadoodledoo

doodle to face

ohmy, he's just cocked a doodle to the face,

cockadoodledoo

by Amunny June 25, 2020

cockabondonment

When someone intentionally or intentionally brings a man to arousal by touching or rubbing the penis . But then leaves them with an erection . Abondoning the hard cock .

My girlfriend got me hard and than left the room, she is guilty of cockabondonment.

by Dickbphelan July 29, 2020

Cockabugs

Old lint on pants

Dude your pants are old you got cockabugs

by X-Zay August 23, 2020

Cockade Blockade

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020

Cockaine

A misspelt version.

Your on it

Ps: I won’t tell to police that you are on crack

Uhh: ... “crak cockaine for twoo”

by Genius1375 November 21, 2020

Cockam's Razor

States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.

He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.

by Hym Iam November 29, 2020

cockaigne

a cock. dipped in cocaine

"yuh lowkey wanna give a cockaigne a blowjob or sum idk"

by klee3 January 7, 2021