Cocked up

Raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like Shahid Afridi.

As soon as he heard that he had passed the driving test, he cocked up.

by cypherx April 8, 2011

double cocked

actually possessing two usable cocks

Guy 1: I did her anal and vaginal
Guy 2: O yeah i did her both at once
Guy 1: You double cocked bastard

by J__Rad June 8, 2005

cocked

so drunk that you engage in gay sex

lets get cocked

by supafly rabbi January 22, 2004

Spaniel Cocker

Used as a greeting in a derogatory manner. Meaning, "one who cocks spaniels."
Dog fucker

What's up, Spaniel Cocker?

by yeti_detective August 26, 2010

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

cockerspaniel

1. verb- to have suffered the repeated thrusts of a Spanish Cock
2. A Unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish cock (approximately 3 inches)

1. OOOOO she is a fatty! She looks like she's been cockerspanieled!!
b. Oh shit dat bitch is gettin cockerspanieled!!

2. This ruler seems to be 4 cockerspaniels long

by Mo March 26, 2003

Cold-cocked

The act of putting your clock or penis in the refrigerator then slapping your girlfriend in the face with it.

Ordin said he was going to get something to drink from the fridge and came back and cold-cocked me.

by Jamie Hartzell August 18, 2018