Cloburg

A variant of munting where the corpse is on fire, and the person going down on the corpse has a gun in one hand and his dick in the other. When he ejaculates, he shoots himself in the head.

-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.

I was planning to pull a cloburg at my grandpa's funeral, but he died from AIDS.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 14, 2024

Cloding

The act of wrapping a baby in aluminum foil, microwaving it, and then buttfucking it.

My dad caught me cloding my little brother.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 24, 2024

Clobber Pussy Saga

A series of nights where 2 people initiate sexual intercourse, and role-play each time, creating a plot.

Any Stories from college?
Ya this one time my girl and I finished a Clobber Pussy Saga. the final boss was when my mom walked in.

by Collin Oskey May 26, 2024

Cloning Oprah

One of many examples that can be used to describe taking a shit.

I spent an hour in the bathroom the morning. I was busy Cloning Oprah.

by Shaforkafor June 15, 2024

Clobbergonked

greatly surprised or astonished

After that movie I’m Clobbergonked

by Sapphire422 June 21, 2024

Clorinde

Clorinde is the baddest babe in Fontaine. An undefeated duelist champion for a REASON. Whenever she glares at you it goes right into your soul you either cower in fear or cum at the intensity. She can pew pew pew and shing shing shing her way to every enemy, to everyone's hearts and into my aching uterus. She cannot be messed with, because if you do, you will be dealt with. But underneath all that stern exterior, she's a softie, a caring woman, who dearly cherishes her loved ones. I am in love with her. She is everything I want in a woman. I want to be her omega and she can be my alpha. I want to be her pet, her mistress, her wife, her lover, and I want her to give me children. I want her. I NEED HER IT HURTS.

Clorinde, ngh~

She can shoot me and I'll moan.

by Zeeeeeeeea July 9, 2024

Clodium

A word used to describe something immeasurably small; typically dramatically.

"Wow, that thing is practically microscopic!"

"Microscopic? its more like a clodium."

by notNOTmiddy December 27, 2024