fabreze dry cleaner

When you are too poor to go to laundromat and have to just Fabreze your clothes to make them smell clean.

I am out of quarters again and my shirts are all dirty,but oh well, I will just take them to the Fabreze dry cleaner.

by Pugskylover April 15, 2015

Carlin's Cleaver

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”

Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.

by Vitalogist August 5, 2020

[inc.]cleaner

Also known as uber L337. Feared throughout the Rogue Counterstrike community especially as terrorist on hostage maps or CT on defuse maps. Often last man standing. Moved on to Battlefield 2 where he now continues his pwning ways.

Did you see how he cleaned them all with that silenced M4 when they ran past him around the corner. More than L337 man. He bagged em inc.cleaner style.

by cleaner September 4, 2008

vaccum cleaner

She's the kinda girl that makes your toes go pop.

"that girl Sheila is a bonifide vaccum cleaner.

by dARTANYON July 18, 2006

steam cleaner

Evolved from rug muncher: a steam cleaner is one who performs cunnilingus with abnormal enthusiasm, therefore having an effect on the pubic hair similar to that which a steam cleaner would have on a rug.

Usually a term reserved for dykes.

Girl: "wow that bitch is a steam cleaner"
Steam cleaner: "slurp slurp"

by dougdougdoug November 14, 2007

cum-cleaner

A non-'out' homosexual who covertly satisfies his desires by concerning himself with or addressing himself to spilt semen.

Keiren cleaned the cum out of the shower. He's a total cum-cleaner.

by Kerien the Buchaneer March 3, 2008

steveland cleamer

When one takes a dump on ones own chest.

Eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.

by FunkmasterWes March 15, 2010