A dry wank
"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
by zen123 July 29, 2016
by Rude Definitions January 27, 2021
When a small child has broken their wrist, and their mum draws pretty flowers and stuff on it or puts sparkly things on it, the child has Clay-bling.
by Lady Tommo November 02, 2010
A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.
"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.
"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021
A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.
"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.
"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021
by Josephthekidwhoshitinabox June 28, 2019
The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.
Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.
by Saltyseadog75 August 02, 2018