The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.
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Get the clay girl mug.Clay is a friendly giant, someone who is sworn to protect and love me until the end of time. Someone who I’ve fallen madly in love with and someone who is extremely special. He’s kind and knows his way around an instrument (and the kitty if you know what I mean ;) ) he’s a little autistic and it causes him to geek over video games, music and history movies but he’s perfect non the less. Clay, if you are reading this, you know who you are, and I love you so much, until the end of time and beyond. - Honeybee
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Get the Clay mug.An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.
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