A cigarette every now and then is a guilty pleasure. As another person said, smoking cigarettes on occassion (1-3 a day) or just socially is OK and not very harmful. Smoking a pack or even half a pack in a day is a sign that you need help. I'm definitely not going to make smoking cigarettes a habit, because I know how dangerous they are. I do love the taste of them though, but not enough to became addicted to them.
by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005
Get the cigarette mug.Something to put in your mouth so some ignorant fuck will come up to you and say, "smoking is harmful." Then the smoker can reply by punching the homo in the face or at the very least blowing a large puff of smoke in their direction.
by 2pac October 14, 2003
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I'm a social smoker who sometimes smokes when I'm feeling down. I can go for months without a cigarette.
by Grave Yard Duck August 31, 2003
Get the cigarette mug."Dude, don't you know you shouldn't go onto a crowded dance floor with a lit cigarette? That's really bad cigarettiquette."
by Michael Lark August 3, 2007
Get the cigarettiquette mug.1. Close, but not quite.(The most commonly used one)
2. Fall just short of a successful outcome and get nothing for your efforts.
Origin: The phrase, and its variant 'nice try, but no cigar', are of US origin and date from the mid-20th century. Fairground stalls gave out cigars as prizes, and this is the most likely source, although there's no definitive evidence to prove that.
2. Fall just short of a successful outcome and get nothing for your efforts.
Origin: The phrase, and its variant 'nice try, but no cigar', are of US origin and date from the mid-20th century. Fairground stalls gave out cigars as prizes, and this is the most likely source, although there's no definitive evidence to prove that.
Good guy: I've finally solved your riddle! It's 52!
Bad guy: Close but no cigarre! It's 68!
Good guy: You bastard!
Bad guy: Close but no cigarre! It's 68!
Good guy: You bastard!
by din0-n00beffect May 27, 2010
Get the close but no cigarre mug.A female meth smoker. A female that 'only' smokes meth.(minimal usage of snorting are excepted.) A female that inhales meth by using a pipe in which she obtains enough smoke to blow out a PHAT-ASS cloud...... and then wants MORE!
CIGARLA1: "you got anything?"
CIGARLA2:"I got a brand new pipe?"
CIGARLA3:"Look! I even brought a BIC, instead of the explodable SCRIPTO."
CIGARLA4:"WHAT?? You forgot the pipe?"
CIGARLA5:"fuck using foil"
CIGARLA6:"it's got a hole in it, so don't spill it."
CIGARLA7:"C'mon PASS that shit already!"
CIGARLA2:"I got a brand new pipe?"
CIGARLA3:"Look! I even brought a BIC, instead of the explodable SCRIPTO."
CIGARLA4:"WHAT?? You forgot the pipe?"
CIGARLA5:"fuck using foil"
CIGARLA6:"it's got a hole in it, so don't spill it."
CIGARLA7:"C'mon PASS that shit already!"
by 'gar October 30, 2006
Get the CIGARLA mug.Cigarette Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. The description is often something like “Kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and pissing off everyone else waiting in line. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. See Mustang Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.
'Why doesn't Cigarette Asshole just jump off a cliff? That way, they can speed up the whole death process and spare me the next 3 hours waiting in line."
by mad genius December 5, 2010
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