Chester

A practical thinker. Chester is a writer who loves a good conversation, a long walk in the park and great company. He doesn't open up to many people and finds comfort in isolating his inner thoughts. Chester is protective of anything or anyone that he values. Extremely kind and thoughtful. His the center of everyone's world, you don't need a ton of friends, all you need is CHESTER. He will help, support and encourage you to fulfill your dreams and when your feeling down, his a phone call away. His kisses are soft and heavenly and you sigh the moment you hear him speak. His a gem and the best friend everyone wants to have.

Chester is every girls dream come true. His intelligent, quiet, generous and protective.

by boobless girl May 2, 2018

Chastery

A beautiful, Intelligent, sophisticated, well spoken girl. Not easily reassured. Complex in many way's but extremely lovable. Confident in most but there natural beauty. Their favorite flower is the bleeding heart. They like natural earth tones. They are very affectionate and loving. When in a relationship they are very committed and dedicated. They are honest and genuine people. There classy and chic. There themselves no matter what and when it comes to peoples opinions of them they hear them out but don't take it to heart. They are emotional yet self-assured. They do not accept correction easily and have the personality of a leader. School is usually there main priority and they love being in relationships. Single bores them easily.

Chastery is not a common name. Girls with the name Chastery are hard to come by but when you do don't mess up. When they love they LOVE.

by BeautifulIndividual June 13, 2011

cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.

Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.

by edge cass March 5, 2008

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

I group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. A seemingly unmoveable mass of objects that looks totally inefficient.

Dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! There were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by Bill Smales September 8, 2006

Chester Oneself

To kill yourself, typically by hanging. Made famous after Chester Bennington did it. Also known as the 'Ol Bennington.

Did you hear about so-and-so? I heard he Chester'd himself.

Robin Williams did the Ol' Bennington. That's right, Patch Adams Chester'd himself.

If the dishonor for one is too much to bear, thou shalt Chester Oneself.

Related Lyrics:
1. I've become so HUNG and now I am DEAD
2. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I filled my pants with splatters
3. Crawling up my neck, this noose it will not yield
4. I'm breaaaaaking my laryyyyynx tonight. I'm hanging from the waaallllllll, because I'm full of faullltttssss

by Dewwit! July 8, 2019

chub chester

A child molester that only goes after fat kids.

Dwayne was caught on the show "To Catch a Predator" trying to solicit a 300 pound 15 year old boy. That chub chester always liked the fat kids.

by cbag February 4, 2008

Cheezy Chester

1. A man who comes up with disgusting, sexually-inappropriate urban dictionary definitions in his spare time.

2. A complete and utter badass

Man 1: Cheezy Chester just posted a new urban dictionary definition.

Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?

Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.

by Cheezy Chester March 4, 2009