Flump Chump

A guy who gives flowers to a girl that doesn't like him.

That guy walking down the street with those roses is a total flump chump - she already has like 5 boyfriends.

by ManFlow December 11, 2009

Forest Chump

Synonymous with the word chump, but simply adding a pun taking it to the next level of chumpness.

Guy 1: "Man, Tom Hanks is such a good actor"
Guy 2: "Ya, Tom Hanks is okay, but he's kind of a Forest Chump"

by dontcontactme February 23, 2014

Plumb chump

The raised ridged of the pants or shorts caused the males genitalia.

Jetty was walking in the mall with a plumb chump when a young girl hit his shaft.

by BlumpkinJew July 22, 2016

game chump

a completely useless and unintelligent person; a fake gamer

Ryan, you're a game chump

by gamefuck October 4, 2019

Star chump

A girl who uses astrology as an excuse to do whatever she wants

Person 1: I found out my girlfriend cheated on me
Person 2: what did she say when you told her you knew?

Person 1: she said it was because she was a Gemini and she couldn’t help it
Person 2: what a star chump

by FastestEqity July 4, 2020

Errol a two pump chump

Errol couldn'tmanage to do the job at

hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him

I would think,what a disappointment 🤫

Errol a two pump chump

By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!

by Janet21 February 8, 2023

chumpy

a bit like "chunky" but with an added connotation of taste; crisp and sweet

Would you like a cupcake?" "Try this one, it's extra chumpy.

by chef3 May 6, 2011