FastestEqity's definitions

Star chump

A girl who uses astrology as an excuse to do whatever she wants

Person 1: I found out my girlfriend cheated on me
Person 2: what did she say when you told her you knew?

Person 1: she said it was because she was a Gemini and she couldn’t help it
Person 2: what a star chump

by FastestEqity July 4, 2020

Karen’s law

When one inconvenience sets off a major meltdown

Did you see that Karen over there?
She went full on Karen’s law on that cashier

by FastestEqity July 3, 2020

CommonStrait

Similar to SuperStrait, but politely supporting trans gender without being attracted to them.

What are you?

I'm CommonStrait

by FastestEqity March 18, 2021