choad boy

a penis that is fatter than what it is long

(jamie) look at choad boy hes pissing in the corner.

by will gdfg May 1, 2005

choad

A hot sticky load of ball sauce blasted on to some chick's forehead.

Damn woman, wipe that choad off your freakin' face!

by MGK September 24, 2006

choad

NDBoston, troll of the internet

wow, NDBoston is a fine choad

by moi April 9, 2005

Choad

Penis that is more wider then it is tall. Like a cheesewheel

Guy: hey are you ready for your first time.

Girl: Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT!

Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....

Girl: Thats a fuckin CHOAD!! ITS TO FAT!!

by Mikesheets18 January 13, 2009

choadman

A man whose bodily shape causes anyone who sees him to think of a choad

Hey, check out that choadman over there, what a choad.

by The choader February 3, 2003

chapated

To be in such a state of drunkenness, that the person who is "chapated" is uncontrollable, vomits a lot, staggers to and fro, can not think properly, drinks even though he is too drunk to know that he is drunk, and does more stupid things in five minutes than Will Ferrel does in a Will Ferrel movie. This person has an 80% chance of passing out, and has a 50% chance of having alcohol poisoning.

It may also be called: "A state of chapation"

See also: drunk

Ruben: Dude, you were so chapated last night!
Tony: What the fuck does that mean?
Blake: Ha ha! You were chapated, you bloody bastard! Ha ha!
Tony: I still don't know what the FUCK IT MEANS!
Brent: Well, you should.
Brady: Dude, you were so fucking chapated you passed out on the floor!
Tony: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS!!!

by MoFo Tony January 5, 2008

chop a cog

To go and have a wank,

aka rip one out

Ill be back in a sec lads, im off to chop a cog

by lordofthetower June 17, 2009