vegan cheating

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".

"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"

by nochilliam November 6, 2022

pact cheating

{Gaming term} When two or more individuals who are related in some sort of way (friends, family, etc) help one another in order to win a game INDIRECTLY.

"these guys are obviously pact cheating, they all have similar usernames."

by alpjuggins January 28, 2023

pact cheating

When two or more individuals, related to one another in some sort of way (family, friends, etc) help one another and make usually online multiplayer games with some sort of voting mechanic, unfair to play against; INDIRECTLY.

"yo lets hop servers you can tell these guys are pact cheating, they all vote for the same person."

by alpjuggins January 28, 2023

Pickle-coating

(verb) The opposite of sugar-coating. The way eastern parents present information:

pickle-coating: You are too dark for that color.

(compare with sugar-coated: "This other color suits you better")

by Aragil June 30, 2023

Ceramic coating a Subaru

Inverting ones penis in another’s anus.

We were ceramic coating a Subaru last night and I’m real tiered.

by VETthoughts October 11, 2023

Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay

by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024