colorado handjob

The intentional act of giving a handjob while smoking weed.

Last night was crazy, Lisa gave me a Colorado handjob and now my penis hurts.

by Hendookie December 23, 2018

eggs colorado

Burnt eggs.

You had the heat too high! You now have eggs Colorado.

by kittymccockfolds July 2, 2018

colorado academy

Ridiculously stuck up school, where everyone is white and rich and hates anybody thats not. If you dont wear Abercrombie or American Eagle than you're a freak. The kids who think they're "badass" couldn't survive one day at a public school.

"I know what we can do Logan! We could go shopping at the cherry creek mall - go to Starbucks - and spend the afternoon on my fathers yaht!" - A CA student.

by hippie December 21, 2004

Chloria

Not to be confused with Cholera, this is an avatar site with a very tiny community. The original owner abandoned the site leaving it to its current one. It had a lot of issues in the transfer and with the first owner, causing a lot of the initial users to abandon the site. The users online rarely breaches ten and you will often find yourself alone. The community and items are nice enough; but the site is pretty much in the process of dying.

The avatar site Chloria should change its name, to sound less like an infectious disease.

by Avatarist December 9, 2012

Coloradbro

A guy (who DOES NOT live in Colorado) that wears hot weather clothes when it is freezing cold outside.
ie. shorts, t-shirt, tank top, etc.

Weston: "Dude! Look at Brandon! It's 25 degrees outside and he's wearing shorts!"
Brandon: "No. These are swim trunks."
Janelle: "Stupid ass. What a Coloradbro."

by azchick February 22, 2011

HYDRA-CHLORIDE

the base chemical compound of the carbon chain used in the manufacture of such things as cocaine, speed, viagra ect.ect

there isnt a hydra-chloride invented yet that the white man could become addicted to that the mexicans wont soon control

by J. ALEXANDER January 9, 2008

Colorado Tuxedo

Wearing nothing but soft shell outdoor clothes, including jacket, pants and hat. Accessories often include Oakleys, ponytails, Subarus, Border Collies, climbing tape, Tibetan prayer flags and "Yo Bro" accents.

"Look at that douche in the next campsite, he's got a total Colorado Tuxedo on."
"Yeah, his Border Collie wouldn't stop barking last night. I think it's name is Denali."
"Of course, his car has Colorado plates."

by Aaron Clifford December 31, 2007