by ChangbinSexual October 25, 2020
Get the changbinsexual mug.the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.
Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'
'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
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