A Cyberhead is someone who is obsessed with their smartphone and/or social media.
Cyberheads can be found anywhere, in a coffee shop, on the metro, or walking down the street. Cyberheads are characterized by their almost-unblinking gaze that is locked on their handheld devices.
Many Cyberheads document every little thing in real life using their smartphone camera; whether it be mundane or remotely interesting, they collect moments of their life that lose value the second they pull out their phones and hit record.
Cyberheads are constantly on social media. If a Cyberhead forgets to carry their smartphone with them somewhere- expect a meltdown.
A Cyberheads phone almost never dies- it's always charging, and they will most likely bring a charger with them everywhere.
Many Cyberheads unabashedly speak in memes, and their version of humor and joking follows the format of a meme.
If you suspect someone is a Cyberhead, ask them, "When was the last time your phone dropped to 5% battery life or died?" If their answer is "Never," they are most likely a Cyberhead.
You can provoke a Cyberhead and bring out their true colors by doing something funny, or out of the ordinary, then coaxing them by saying, "Imagine if you got that on Snapchat?!"
If they become excited, they are most likely a Cyberhead, if they ask you to re-enact your funny, clumsy or spontaneous moment so they can document it through their smartphone camera- they are definitely a Cyberhead.
Cyberheads can be found anywhere, in a coffee shop, on the metro, or walking down the street. Cyberheads are characterized by their almost-unblinking gaze that is locked on their handheld devices.
Many Cyberheads document every little thing in real life using their smartphone camera; whether it be mundane or remotely interesting, they collect moments of their life that lose value the second they pull out their phones and hit record.
Cyberheads are constantly on social media. If a Cyberhead forgets to carry their smartphone with them somewhere- expect a meltdown.
A Cyberheads phone almost never dies- it's always charging, and they will most likely bring a charger with them everywhere.
Many Cyberheads unabashedly speak in memes, and their version of humor and joking follows the format of a meme.
If you suspect someone is a Cyberhead, ask them, "When was the last time your phone dropped to 5% battery life or died?" If their answer is "Never," they are most likely a Cyberhead.
You can provoke a Cyberhead and bring out their true colors by doing something funny, or out of the ordinary, then coaxing them by saying, "Imagine if you got that on Snapchat?!"
If they become excited, they are most likely a Cyberhead, if they ask you to re-enact your funny, clumsy or spontaneous moment so they can document it through their smartphone camera- they are definitely a Cyberhead.
Sally: Oh my god you need to meet my friend Janice, she's so funny!
Frank: Well, invite her the next time were going out!
Helen: I will! But let me show you some Snapchats I took of her!!
Frank: Uhhh... okay? (Helen is such a Cyberhead... Why can't she just allow Janice to show me her sense humor herself- in real life? Can life ever surprise me anymore?)
Frank: Well, invite her the next time were going out!
Helen: I will! But let me show you some Snapchats I took of her!!
Frank: Uhhh... okay? (Helen is such a Cyberhead... Why can't she just allow Janice to show me her sense humor herself- in real life? Can life ever surprise me anymore?)
by trashtalk09 June 28, 2018
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In college George W. Bush liked to get bad grades, drink beer, snort cocaine, and buttfuck his frat brothers. But most of all, he liked cheerleading.
by sean piniero February 13, 2005
Get the male cheerleader mug.1. you can't be stupid if your a cheerleader, everyone seems to think so. but if you fail classes you'll get kicked off.
2. you usually have to be fairly strong, they have to lift people over their heads when stunting.
3. you usually have to be flexible, id like half the people who are saying bad things about cheerleaders try to be one for a day, they'd fail, lets see them do the splits.
4. they arnt all blonde, im a cheerleader and i have brown hair?
5. they arnt all preppy, i have girls on my squad that arnt preppy outside of cheerleading practice and games.
6. they have to have balance. half they girls get thrown up in the air, again.. id like to see some of the people who are saying bad things do that.
oh and last. you dont have to be pretty or skinny, its not like its a rule or something.
2. you usually have to be fairly strong, they have to lift people over their heads when stunting.
3. you usually have to be flexible, id like half the people who are saying bad things about cheerleaders try to be one for a day, they'd fail, lets see them do the splits.
4. they arnt all blonde, im a cheerleader and i have brown hair?
5. they arnt all preppy, i have girls on my squad that arnt preppy outside of cheerleading practice and games.
6. they have to have balance. half they girls get thrown up in the air, again.. id like to see some of the people who are saying bad things do that.
oh and last. you dont have to be pretty or skinny, its not like its a rule or something.
by PRINCESS; January 22, 2007
Get the cheerleader mug.A hard sport. All most as hard as gymnastics....trust me i have done both. We stunt and tumble and cheer.
when u have tried it then u can tell me its not a sport
when u have tried it then u can tell me its not a sport
cheerleading is a sport
by someone <3 August 18, 2005
Get the Cheerleading mug.hardworking girls who give it all they qot. girls who work hard to raise money for their school like washing 456 cars . who are their for the football players when no one else cheers them on. who represents their school and who works hard all year around to give it all they have in 3 mins. If you thought cheerleading was all about waving pompoms, dazzling costumes, and incredible stunts, think again. For those who have been there and done that, cheerleading is a lot more. It's about team spirit, practice, discipline, and exuberance.A cheerleader isn't the prettiest girl or the most popular girl. She is a girl who loves to cheer and does it with her whole mind, heart, and soul.It's not the glitz of the uniform that matters, but the spirit that shines within it.We may make it look easy, but like all sports it takes hard work and dedication. Next time someone tells you cheerleading is easy, tell them to do your routine and then get back to you. There is no halftime for cheerleaders! Cheerleading is a way of life, shared by a chosen few, It is working as a unit in everything you do. Cheerleading is rivalry, the competition makes you strong, It is sharing secrets and tears, learning to get along. Cheerleading is that ongoing drive to be the very best, It is patience, perseverance, and very little rest. Cheerleading is having poise and charm with every word you say, It is total dedication twenty-four hours a day. It is always being ready with encouragement or a smile, Cheerleading is your chance to express your individual style. Cheerleading is reaching out to comfort a sister who is sad, It is defending each other in the good times and the bad. Cheerleaders are always there whenever someone asks, They treasure the present moment and let go of the past. Cheerleading is a talent to be able to shine on cue, It is hiding the pain and anguish that if only people knew. Cheerleaders after all, are real people that sometimes get down, but when they're in the spotlight, they must never put on a frown. Cheerleaders are actresses, always ready to go, That is why it is important for all the world to know. Not every girl can be a cheerleader, it takes a special kind, Cheerleaders are full of life and a little bit out of their mind. so before you think cheerleading stupid and label it , try to lift someone in ther air or tumble and flip cheer up the crowd when your loosing the game and even when your school put you down and doesnt care you still stand by their side and cheer for them . ihts not always easy being a cheerleader but we do it anyway
girl: why do you cheer ?
cheerleader: because it my life and just being out there cheering for my school and standing by my squads side is worth all the sweat, bruises, broken bones , and 24/7 practice just to give it all wee got and represent our school for 2.5 mins
girl: sounds like hardwork
cheerleader: yeah but its worth it
cheerleader: because it my life and just being out there cheering for my school and standing by my squads side is worth all the sweat, bruises, broken bones , and 24/7 practice just to give it all wee got and represent our school for 2.5 mins
girl: sounds like hardwork
cheerleader: yeah but its worth it
by cheerleader who works hard May 16, 2009
Get the cheerleader mug.Ok. Since everyone on this site thinks cheerleading is NOT a sport, and you only need half a brain to do it, that shows that they have never done it. Cheerleading is the most physically demanding SPORT in the world. Almost every country in the world has a cheerleading team of some sorts, and it is sometimes considered the fastest growing sport. Cheerleading invovles the ability to remember sidelines (usually close to 200-250), about 7-8 dances, and countless stunts. It also requires extreme flexiability and the ability to put your life in someone elses hands. Ashley Burns is a 14 year old cheerleader who died from being caught incorrectly by her bases (people under her.) Now name another sport where you have to do all those things and it is a matter of life or death. Yea, didn't think so.
David: Cheerleading is not a sport.
MacKenzie: oh really, let's see you do a round-off backhandspring whip back, through to a backhandspring double full.
David: What's that.
MacKenzie: Something way better than catching a stupid football!
MacKenzie: oh really, let's see you do a round-off backhandspring whip back, through to a backhandspring double full.
David: What's that.
MacKenzie: Something way better than catching a stupid football!
by queenyk August 12, 2007
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