CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solution

Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.

“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”

by Ms. Cunning Runt July 20, 2011

You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy

You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort

Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*

by OhmygodShannonDawn August 15, 2021

All over the place like a cheap biscuit mix

A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.

Situation1:

Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"

Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"

Situation2:

Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"

by NBA Spinna August 16, 2021

all over you like a cheap suit

Ya

Bob: "Man, I was all over you like a cheap suit last night."
George: "Ya"

by goatzrcool November 14, 2013

Playin' cheaps

When someone plays a game in an unusual manner giving them an upper hand.

Example - someone uses a minigun in a deathmatch, they be playin' cheaps

-AC

by Ac80 February 06, 2016

Cheap Trick

When someone cups both testicles in their mouth and licks the nutsack seam until the owner of the pair ejaculates. This “trick” is “cheap” because it is meant to cost $5 or less.

Rick just gave Mark a Cheap Trick in my bathroom!!

by janglebells04 January 15, 2023

Cheap Trick

When someone is a thrifty bargain shopper. Getting a good deal on a quality product.

I pulled a cheap trick today at ALDI when I purchased three packs of beef jerky at a buy-one-get-two-free price!

by LeeAllen17 July 12, 2024