OptiMom Capacity

the fine line between control and chaos - when a parent is scheduled so tightly they can accomplish seemingly impossible to do lists but one misstep and the whole house of cards comes down – getting the most done at the least cost (money, energy, quality, time)

Organized the class party, headed the fundraiser, went on the field trip and still had time to get a mani/pedi! She has been working at OptiMom Capacity all week. She won’t make it!

by unomesowell May 20, 2010

caring capacity

Much like the biology term: "Carrying Capacity". It is the most one can care about any particular situation.

"Oh, and also we're going to have balloons and watch movies and there will be cake. And omg Jimmy is invited and I hope he goes, but also-"

"Karen, stop. I've reached my Caring Capacity"

by I_aim_to.irritate November 23, 2015

flux capacity

Another’s way to say Fuck

I don’t give a flux capacity about you

by Shadow.com June 28, 2018

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 6, 2019

testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls”

Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.

by razortazy February 3, 2021

Fucks Capacitor

A slang term for the mons pubis, the pubic mound that forms a shape reminiscent of the Flux Capicitor from the Back to the Future trilogy.

Why do you call it a FUPA? It's called a Fucks Capacitor!

by FatThesaurus February 24, 2023

Electrolytic capacitor

A sick name for 2 or more metal plates separated by an electrolytic liquid. It gives you butterflys (for your ass) when you put it in the wrong polarity, over voltage or extreme heat

Man I shit my pants when that electrolytic capacitor exploded.

by Canigetaaaaaaaa March 15, 2023