Time To Crate

Time To Crate is a metric used to assess the quality of video games. It is expressed in terms of the time between the start of a level (t == 0), and the point where the level designer gave up, ran out of ideas and just started putting in crates.

A lower TTC is considered desirable.

Dude this game has a Time To Crate of zero! The level designers must have had no ideas whatsoever.

Yeah, just need to tighten up the TTC on level 3.

by necrogeddon August 22, 2014

Creating

The process of making, dreaming up, inventing, evolving from one's own thought(s) or imagination(s), causing some thing(s) or some event(s) to come into being with or without imaginary efforts.

I am creating my day and my life; and it will be wonderful.

by Lileelicious October 9, 2008

Creased Jeans Moment

That moment when you collect your jeans from the cleaners shortly before you want to wear them for a hot date, only to realise they've had creases ironed right down the front of them and there's no time to change.

Damn this Creased Jeans Moment - the cleaner's ironed creases right down the front of my jeans and I've no time to change before my hot date.

by Angry Filthster June 4, 2010

Creationism

A synonym for 'bullshit'.

Person A: I believe in creationism.
Person B: You are retarded.

by Corkeyno666 May 24, 2017

Peace In Your Crease

A nice way of saying goodbye

See you later

Peace In Your Crease

by W_L May 25, 2010

creationist

One who is stupid on purpose.
See moron

Creationist Dr. Kent Hovind: OK class, today we are going to be watching a documentary called the Flintstones. Repeat after me: Yabba Dabba Doo!!

by Firewalker239 December 9, 2008

Cratefallen

When you get a big boo boo from falling off a staircase of crates

(Person with the brain to not climb a bunch of milk crates for clout): Did it hurt when you fell?
(Cratefallen person): Huh?
When you fell from those crates?

by Sickomonster August 25, 2021