Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

creamy muck muck

1. the act of covering other people with 'gunge' on the BBC's Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow.

2. semen

3. the act of covering other people with semen.

Dom: "It's really satisyfying extending my wand and spraying creamy muck muck all over the kiddies!"

by Ronny St Papps February 04, 2005

The Extra Creamy Poker

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.

I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.

by Higgywig August 28, 2007

creamy jizz baby

a baby that your mom shit out of her ass that was recently filled with 12 gallons of black semen and then after the baby is out he proceeds to eat the cum then the dad comes back and eats the chocolate cum covered baby

i love creamy jizz baby cause my dad gave me one

by dirty jizz baby May 05, 2022

Creamy Caesar salad

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.

My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

by Bobbybell May 17, 2020

Creamy Sleeping Bag

A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
chasturboop

I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.

by Gino Felino April 13, 2011

Creamy semen with pepper

biscuits and gravy with pepper

today i think we are having Creamy semen with pepper

by Benchwarmer 20 March 10, 2011