Conkered

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.

"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"

by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011

Cooked Patties

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.

"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked

by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013

cockersoar

the male escort developed a cockersoar in his mouth from excessive pounding of the penis to the back of the throat.

cockersoar cock soar mouth

by kex4fun July 30, 2016

cockerleeky

Not sure what it means but it’s funny

Every morning when I go work I say to my work mates hi cockerleeky

by Thezo jezzo August 18, 2019

Chocolate Choker

Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…

Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?

A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!

by The Rever August 16, 2008

steven cooke

Very well off , some may say landed gentry , others may say a snob . often the pivotal member of any love triangle . Thinks he has less money than he does , a truly beautiful man by all accounts but never sticks with one woman ( or man ) as he is what some may say a ' player ' . Despite his short comings he can be described as both a gentleman and a scholar . Also he is bald . love ya Steve .

Steven Cooke : " hey ... There's a stick there "

" I'm and ordinary working class man "

" I know a fella up the north side ... "

by a fan of this great man June 14, 2013

bobby cocker

Someone that is frustrating, rude, ignorant.
Someone you don't understand that doesn't know how to communicate in an affectionate way. Instead they are just fucking watching football and looking for a place to put their cock...if it was a dude named bobby they would still fuck him if it was happening while watching football (two things football and cock garage they are a "bobbycocker"

Example of correct usage
women : blah blah blah blah Did you hear what the fuck I just said?
Man: ............
Women : fucking bobby cocker

by the mck May 19, 2015