The conscious, convenient and willful filling in the gaps of information and/or facts to suit one's needs, purpose or agenda. The ensuing sense of personal intense, short-lived pleasure and satisfaction one receives from having done so, much like engaging in masturbation. A means of spreading lies, half-truths and innuendo for a political end and feeling great about having done so.
"Eager to do whatever he could to help boost his candidate's sagging poll numbers, John wasn't beyond engaging in a little old-fashioned political confapulation to try and help reverse his candidate's sliding numbers, knowing what he was saying about the other candidate was completely false."
by wordsmith08 October 27, 2008
Get the confapulation mug.1) An early name for “rabbit.” Historically rhyming with honey, it derives from the French conil, from the Latin cunīculus.
2) The maiden name of Amy Coney Barrett, the present nominee for Supreme Court justice.
2) The maiden name of Amy Coney Barrett, the present nominee for Supreme Court justice.
It's Coney, but PLEASE do NOT rhyme it with 'honey', which will yield the Olde English slang for female genitalia.
by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020
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When a unix guys tries to teach a windows guy some basic commands and principals but of course the windows guy doesn't really pay attention and only remembers one buzz word from the wasted training.
There is a problem with one of the Solaris systems and the windows guys says, with sincerity,"Could it be a problem with the resolv.conf file?
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Get the yeast confection mug.The most comfortable position of pillow laying; the body is in between to large pillows. Used mostly for sex, or watching tv. Or both.
James: What do you want now?
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.
by Filipino Fury August 30, 2007
Get the Comfy J mug.Anal sex with a person who is suffering from a bad case of diarrhea. The diareah must be so bad that any movement, even a slight cough will cause shit to splash out. Even when there is no movement the anal cavity will still have a slight drop of liquified pooh leaking similar to that of a old faucet that has a drip. When you insert your penis (hot dog) into the anal socket it becomes covered in loose pooh (chilli) and white toilet paper bits (onion) thus creating a Detroit Coney. Technically it is not complete until fully removed from the anus. Once removed mustard is applied and the receiver sucks the penis clean.
That couple is fucked up. When Amanda had the stomach flu Addison gave her a Detroit Coney. I almost puked when she showed me the vid!
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A white hotdog made in upstate New York "Coney capital of the World" that are made from various meats and ingredients. When one eats a lot of Coneys the result is themselves are now referred to as Coneys. Eat even more coneys and your coney killing.
A white hotdog made in upstate New York "Coney capital of the World" that are made from various meats and ingredients. When one eats a lot of Coneys the result is themselves are now referred to as Coneys. Eat even more coneys and your coney killing.
Hey Coney pass me a beer and a coney.
That coney must of ate 15 coneys last night.
Yeah, but he's shit a big ass coney in the morning.
That coney must of ate 15 coneys last night.
Yeah, but he's shit a big ass coney in the morning.
by Big Cooney April 15, 2008
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