Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011
Get the Confused Social Usermug. when someone says somthing you dont understand or when something happens and you dont know whats going on
by somegoose January 20, 2021
Get the confused honkingmug. He think so that the life is rose-colored or a vale of tears; he think so that a girl must prioritize him still she having partner.
by barbaroja March 21, 2023
Get the Gay guy confusedmug. The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.
Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?
Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.
Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.
by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021
Get the blazed and confusedmug. When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
Get the Confused Groundhogmug. CONNOR IS THE DEFINITION IF CONFUSION
by Bddjjdgejdihdhr April 11, 2021
Get the Confusionmug. 