Chimp

When one is acts or says something like an utter buffoon.

P1: *Says sum dumb shit*
P2: What a chimp.

Common Synonyms: Retard, Dumbass, Goofball

by JoopMaster April 15, 2022

chimp it

Throw your own poop

Go chimp it you monkey bitch

by Nadia Loveband October 14, 2017

Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Chimp

Someone who is such an idiot and acting like a fool that they are acting equivalent to a chimpanzee

"Stop fucking hitting me, you chimp!"
"Give me back my stuff, you chimp!"

by m2s0n October 6, 2022

Cameron chimp

If you see someone with this name beat his ass he can’t fight he’s only going to say I got asthma I got asthma

Oh shot it’s cameron chimp get his ass

by Cameron chimp December 18, 2019

Chocolate Chimp

When your mate dies in pubg for 5 minutes straight after dying

Stfu you chocolate chimp

by HyFyR_ May 15, 2024

chimp

/tʃɪmp/ Noun. Portmanteau of "child" and "pimp". Derogatory word for an adult, usually a parent, who exploits a child for online views and monetary gain. Usually applied to "influencers" who lack the talent to obtain followers authentically. Examples of chimps include Abbey Lee Miller, Teri Shields, and Melissa Gisoni.

That chimp doesn't care if child-abusers have access to their children.

by I-dislike-chimps July 1, 2025