Buick Century

1: Buick's flagship sedan, It's called the century because 100 years from now these fuckers will still be roaming our streets. While most cars from the 1980s are seldom seen nowadays, the Century refuses to die and you'll see dozens every day.

2: The "alarm car" that alerts the horde if you shoot it in the Left 4 Dead series.

His Buick Century got t-boned by a semi truck but it still drove with no problems.

by AcneAndAnthrax December 1, 2014

Belleville Henderson Central School

Belleville is a Small school upstate New York by South Jefferson Highschool. It’s the farming version and much smaller school kinda like lafargevile in a way. The school rubs of really poor but actually has a bunch of money. The school isn’t great either the high up people in staff pay the board for their decisions to go that way, but it’s pretty much antisocial kids, that really loud annoying friend group that talks about trump and guns(all males by the way), k-pop girls, depressed homosexuals, lowkey hoes (most of which are extremely ugly), and the athletic popular kids. Kids like to be edgy and Carry there juul on them all the time and pretend like know one knows when legit the whole school does. One of the last schools to start the whole “vaping” trend but it isn’t as bad as like watertown with the cloud comps in the bathroom. The school is full of stoners aswell everygrade there is at least one stoner, normally a male and if you ask he will probably sell you some The school also has the nickname of the Brownie eaters due to the amount of pot smokers. The staff are pretty useless for the most part aswell, some help and are amazing but the rest are just useless. School lunches are the worst let me tell you bread sticks are good, salad bar, pizza and a few others that are pretty good but the rest don’t bother They also have “safe zones” for gay kids so the school looks good. But trust me most kids who graduate end up staying nearby having kids and continuing the cycle

Person 1: Man, what school do you go to?

Person 2: Belleville Henderson Central School the one with all of the stoners and farmers.

Person 1: oh I know what you’re talking about

by Expositions November 14, 2018

Cesar

Cesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Cesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Cesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Cesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Cesar is just Cesar and he's what makes this world go round.

*sees cesar anywhere* oh my god its cesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*

by ersoolah June 11, 2018

house centipede

A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede

me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*

by Donkeytron April 24, 2007

Centurylink

The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.

Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!

by Person Who Has Centurylink June 11, 2018

Cermet

Best doggo. Needs lot of feed and lost of watair and even MOAR CHICKAIN. Always wants anttention and is prone to crying. Make sure to let yur squaremet make frens with other doggo named Paesh and Marpel.

Cermet: Hello am Cermet am need chickain and love from humAN jenna
The entire internet: Fuck yes

by Don’t use your real name. May 3, 2018

cebruthius

a word that mc loma uses in her songs for some reason. comes from those hilarious bluetooth speakers in brazil that say "the bluetooth device is ready to pair" but it's heavily accented and distorted so it sounds like she's saying "cebruthius."

e aê, dg? escama só de peixe, uaai!! CEBRUTHIUS!!!!!

by juliethesaint February 5, 2018