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The Call of Cthulhu

Story written by the legendary H.P. Lovecraft about one of the greatest of the Elder Gods that inspired the early instrumental Metallica song 'Call of Ktulu', which was written as the word is properly pronounced.
Dude, you gotta real The Call of Cthulhu an listen to Call of Ktulu at the same time.
by Drivestort August 9, 2006
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Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:

Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms

Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.

Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'

Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.

Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.

EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.

Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.
Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms
by legamer August 5, 2010
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Call it

To predict something before it happens, and subsequently state once the predicition actually occurs. Usually trivial like a plotline to a film, or a sports result.
Dude 1: Alright I'm gonna call it now: Darren's gone and gotten himself a shitty haircut.
Dude 2: OK then.
Darren: Hey guys, like my new haircut?
Dude 1: Fucking called it!
by Wookiee Jailbait May 17, 2016
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butt call

An unintended cell-phone call made by sitting on the speed dial buttons.
I just got a butt call from my girlfriend. I could hear her talking to someone, but she didn;t know her phone had dialed.
by markfromthealamo June 8, 2005
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Brag Call

A phone call which was made for the sole purpose of bragging about what you are doing to the recipient.
Nick: Hey man! Come over, I'm fucking all these bitchesss anddd want you to get SOME!
Joe: DUEEDE ARE U BRAG CALLIN MEEE?
by turnipboyyy August 16, 2010
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vegas wake-up call

waking up with what appears to be a dead prostitute in your bed, typically used for pranks.
Jon got black-out drunk last night and woke up with a dead hooker in his bed, classic vegas wake-up call.
by eljpac March 17, 2011
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call debt

being in the red regarding phone calls to either one particular person or in general.
i am in serious call debt to my mom. she's buzzed me 3 times and i haven't called her back yet!
by kds818 October 7, 2009
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