California Educational System

A branch of government owned facilities geared towards education and achievement of knowledge through cruddy textbooks, overpopulated classrooms and tenure/senority power hungry teachers/professors etc...

"Oh my god, that freshman is reading Johnny Tremain! I read that in the 5th grade! Damn you California Educational System!!!

by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar October 30, 2006

California dreaming

Iis often reffered to as a laid back fairytale- like mentality it usually means that one is hoping for something that is not going to happen. It is a state of denial

'My boyfriend loves me he would never cheat on me...." after he admitted to doing so.... you were california dreaming

by xcanelax August 19, 2011

California Sunroof

To take a shit through a car's sunroof.

I hated that guy so I seen his car, and gave him a California Sunroof.

by bert2006 April 25, 2015

California Long Stroke

The act of long rythmic penetrations during intercourse, full extention is the required for optimal effect.

My girl complained of humping her like a rabbit so I used another effective technique called the California Long Stroke.

by Greenbergesa August 24, 2006

california cheeseburger

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.

While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

by Fantastic_Dan March 22, 2005

California Fruitbowl

The act of tucking big Jim and the Twins between your legs and mooning someone.

Thats disgusting, that dude just gave me a California Fruitbowl!

by Scrotimus Maximus January 29, 2004

California Piledriver

The sexual act of jumping off the roof of your 3 story apartment building during the act of 69ing your partner(s).

Optional- Whilst in the air, spin a full 360 degrees.

*at the hospital*
a- Bro what happened!?!
b-*full body cast* do not worry my brethren, i have done every thing in the world, including a California Piledriver, hence us being at the hospital.

by Trez774 February 24, 2011