butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.

I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!

by illattack2513 December 3, 2010

Butthole tag

Five people are in a restricted area and is a full (butthole) grabbing free for all until there is only one individual who did not submit by leaving the play area (really intense game) #roleplay

Man lets play butthole tag no homo. I hope my anus deos not bleed from playing butthole tag

by Sharknadomaster November 24, 2018

Butthole Complex

When you see or hear yourself in a video or audio clip and you begin to implode inward into a black hole of cringe.

Oh god, is that how I sound? I'm experiencing some major Butthole Complex.

by JustSamj December 14, 2021

butthole orgasm

Highly explosive diarrhea

I had so much Taco Bell that 30 minutes later I had a butthole orgasm. Shit was EVERYWHERE!

by BholeOrg May 23, 2016

butthole relapse

Massive reoccurred rage to the point of parturition of the anus.

Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.

by Meep Murp October 28, 2013

Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018

butthole minigolf

The act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping anus of a woman with her legs spread apart.

She must be good a butthole minigolf with an ass that big.

by KittenTamer November 28, 2016