The female version of NAMBLA. Don't let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isn't as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor pedophilia, and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior.
Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.
Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.
Person A: "Say, what's Butterfly Kisses? Sounds like a touchy-feely New Age thing."
Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards."
Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else."
Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."
Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards."
Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else."
Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."
by Mephianse February 19, 2006
Placing one's puckered butthole against someone else's face. First, spread your butt cheeks so as to fully expose the butthole. Next, slowly place the butthole up against someone's face. Finally, let go of the butt cheeks, so that they slap the person's face and flutter like a butterfly's wings.
by Dumpy Del Negro September 01, 2013
An unattractive woman who is in a temporary state of desirability and tries to have sex with as many attractive men as she can before her desirability fades away.
G: Look at that woman OMG I think that's my future wife!
OG: You'd better be attracted to more than her looks G, she's a butterfly (female).
OG: You'd better be attracted to more than her looks G, she's a butterfly (female).
by theauthormarkwilkins February 18, 2018
1. The theory that everything that happens must happen; that you can't save one thing without destroying something else. Coming from the idea of a butterfly caught in a spider's web. You can't save the butterfly without killing the spider (through violence or starvation).
(Also personified in the more popular saying, "Live and Let Die")
2. ... Also the name of a movie that portrays the previous definition. Er, I think. I haven't actually seen it. Is it any good? Excuse me if I don't hold my breath...
(Also personified in the more popular saying, "Live and Let Die")
2. ... Also the name of a movie that portrays the previous definition. Er, I think. I haven't actually seen it. Is it any good? Excuse me if I don't hold my breath...
Stopping the bombing of Hiroshima would most likely have the butterfly effect that would have costed a multitude more lives.
(Please excuse the politically incorrect referance. My most heart-felt apologies go out to anyone particularly connected the the incident portrayed in this example.)
(Please excuse the politically incorrect referance. My most heart-felt apologies go out to anyone particularly connected the the incident portrayed in this example.)
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
When you cum on a chicks butthole but, not inside. Then you squish the buttcheeks together and then spread them appart and observe your beautiful vommitting butterfly.
by Niceapples November 12, 2009
The guy you meet online dating who after only one date sends way too many amorous text messages and emails with animated butterfly emoticons. If allowed to continue, he will most definitely become a bonafide stalker.
Guy: Hey, how was your date last night?
Girl: OMG! He turned out to be a total butterfly boy! He texted me that he had "butterflies in his stomach" and then sent me an email with animated butterfly emoticons! Now he wants to take me to the butterfly exhibit at the Museum of Science! Help! Make it stop!
Guy: You tell him to take his arsenal of butterfly emoticons and shove them right up his a$$!!!
Girl: OMG! He turned out to be a total butterfly boy! He texted me that he had "butterflies in his stomach" and then sent me an email with animated butterfly emoticons! Now he wants to take me to the butterfly exhibit at the Museum of Science! Help! Make it stop!
Guy: You tell him to take his arsenal of butterfly emoticons and shove them right up his a$$!!!
by JuliaGulia September 02, 2005
A Mariah Carey forum corrupted with nothing but endless bickering and fighting between members. Constant Mariah Carey hate and very sick individuals, such as member "Wilma".
It is one of the worst forums to be apart of as everything positive is frowned upon and the administration allows this.
It is one of the worst forums to be apart of as everything positive is frowned upon and the administration allows this.
by Britneyfan1 November 30, 2008