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Brown Marksman 

When a shit stain is left on the toilet and every time you go for a piss you aim to wash it off
Hey Jimmy, I just managed to clear that shit stain off the bowl, I am a true Brown Marksman!!
Brown Marksman by kendoomus March 27, 2012
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brown weed 

Nasty brown cheap weed that smells like dirt or hay. Usually smoked by people with very poor connections and limited funds.
"Hey look here comes Ed lookin for his dollar bag of brown weed again. Sell him some of that dirt over there. He'll never know."
brown weed by Dank Darryl September 12, 2013

Brown Panther 

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.
"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!

Brown Marker 

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
Brown Marker by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017

Brown Sweater 

A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.
Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.
Brown Sweater by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Brown-Eye Gazing 

When you stare into the gaping abyss of someone's rectum.
Fleece Johnson's (aka The Booty Warrior) lust for Little Tony was so great he decided to forgo the customary foreplay of brown-eye gazing, and thrust deep inside, deep 'n' wide.
Brown-Eye Gazing by Yali on Yanonali September 15, 2017