broomhandle

To kill someone by shoving some sort of rod, such as a broom handle up his/her rectum.

Supposed method of execution for King Edward II of England.

After the teacher refused to curve the test, we all wanted to broomhandle him with his cane.

Dude, that SOB deserves to be broomhandled for the way he treated us.

by Blue Rhapsody May 21, 2009

Brother Rat

A member of a group of very different people who through trials and tribulations become more then just friends... they become brothers. Through a mutual name, these people take on a new identity of Brother Rats. This term can be used as means to ask a favor as well.

"BROTHER RAT" 'clap' 'clap'
"Hey Rat, go help your Brother Rat."
"Hey Brother Rat... do have $20?"

by BrotherRat2012 September 8, 2009

Brother Wars

These are Wars fought by blinded men who are led into killing their brothers by malevolent beings who tell their twisted narrated fallacies of who to hate & who to fear. These beings have lied to you fed off of you and leave you with worthless dross in return.

NO MORE BROTHER WARS.

by Pogo_ May 15, 2021

A Jonas Brother Wannabe

Have you ever seen a random little kid wearing skinny jeans and trying to grow out his 'side-burns'? (which are totally not there!)

That tries so hard to get that 'Look'?

That says "Oh those Jonas kids are like so gay man, why would you love them?"?

That my friend, is what we call, A JONAS BROTHER WANNABE! This means that a male wants to be just like The Jonas Brothers, A hot, 'In' group that gets all the girls.

Guy: *Wearing skinnies, and has purposely curled hair*

Girl: *Walks past guy laughing hysterically and whispers to friend* He wishes he was a Jonas Brother...

Guy: *Stops Girl* No way man, those guys are like so gay.

Girl: You're a JONAS BROTHER WANNABE!

by Jonas_Anonymous August 12, 2009

Hey, Brother

Used in the television show, Arrested Development. Said primarily by Buster Bluth, he would use the saying when entering the room and seeing either one of his brothers, Michael or Gob.

Buster enters the room and Michael is standing there.

Buster: "Hey, Brother".

by Hank Kingsley December 16, 2011

Jonas Brother

The act of adding Jonas Brother songs to another person's electronic devices (computer, ipod, phone etc.)

Kelly Jonas Brothered my ipod!
I've been Jonas Brothered!

by wdwerwfdsf November 8, 2009

Am I My Brother's Keeper?

It's a memorable quote in the bible found in Genesis 4:9, meaning:

1. Are you responsible for how you respond to your brother?

2. Are you held accountable for how you treat your fellow man?

It's really a sarcastic question/remark from Cain to God after Cain killed his brother, Abel, to keep from admitting to the fact that he did kill Abel.

Nino Brown: To CMB. On and on. Am I my brother's keeper?

CMB: Yes I am.

Nino Brown (louder): Am I my brother's keeper?!

CMB (louder): Yes I am.!

Nino Brown (louder): Am I...my brother's keeper?!!!

CMB (louder): Yes...I...am.!!!

The Duh Duh Man (studdering): Yes.......I am.!!!

-from NEW JACK CITY (1991)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2006