Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

by DrPrepper February 16, 2017

booger knots

When babies are sick and go to sleep with a runny nose. They sometimes wake up with boogers in their hair.

Alexis went to bed and woke up with nasty booger knots in her hair.

by s3adawn February 25, 2017

Boogerust

What I call my brother when I'm mad.

"STOP IT YOU BOOGERUST!"

by Icycocoanut126 June 12, 2018

Boogermite

A crunchy, stalagmite like booger that sticks to the roof of your nose and hurts when you press your nostril.

I was on a date last night, and halfway through dinner, I realized I had a boogermite. It was driving me crazy, so as soon as she went to the bathroom... I excavated it.

by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

Boogeratty

When you share your boogers with rats

Wagwan boogeratty let's watch the game.

by Msparkz_11 May 21, 2020

Boogers 'N Cum

It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"

by UnicornSpum June 4, 2020

Booger Tee

(noun) boo•gur tee (or booger golf)
When you stick your booger on your finger to flick it.
See how far it can go, though it might be pretty gross.

"I played Booger Tee and my yucky booger went 251 inches!"

by jjbean09 November 11, 2020