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Bollocks

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered
As a swear-word bollock is the dog's bollocks
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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Hot Ballooning

The art of stuffing one's balls into someone else's ass, allowing the anus to grip firmly down on the nut sack. Similar to tea bagging, but instead of dipping one's nuts into the recipient's mouth, the more difficult task of cramming them up one's ass is excecuted. Appreciated for it's snugness as well as warmth - a rare act, and one to be cherished for it's degree of difficulty. Also known in some circles as "N in da A" (Nuts in the Ass).
"Damn Tron - you clowning dat bitch out! - stuffin' dem nutz in her ass - hot ballooning dat shit out!"

"Why you walking funny James?... James responds, "shit nug - I's gots my ass hot ballooned last night by Tyrone again - hurts like a mutha fucka!"
by Victa E August 21, 2006
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balloon knot

a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon
" i took this skank home n banged her right in her balloon knot" or "this girl really gets off when you eat out her balloon knot" or " damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room"
by glass bottom boat captain March 22, 2009
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dropped a bollock

kevin really dropped a bollock when he tried to get his leg over with the girl at the club. it was keith's wife!
by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003
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cum balloon

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.
I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.
by Ali T May 14, 2003
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bellokahn

"Bellokahn" is a word that can be used as a noun or an adjective.

In its noun form, it is used to describe a 15 year old boy who expresses himself through writing and wants to break the mold of the typical male stereotype. He just sees the world differently than most boys his age, and is usually shunned for it. Bellokahn is a big coon who thinks he is a bear due to a constantly high temperature, his deep voice that sounds like a 30 year old chainsmoker's, and his excess of body hair. Bello is equipped with an afro, which is a glorious display of anti-gravity and several idiotic catchphrases that make him almost as snazzy as that Gary Coleman fellow. He is known for being "bellodramatic" and he may be the cause for World War II. Sometimes, he feels as if the whole world is coming towards him with bombs and nukes, and he is only armed with a spoon. A wooden spoon. Bellokahn also likes to believe that he looks like T-Pain.

In its adjective form, "bellokahn" can describe anything or anyone that is melodramatic or constantly sad.
"Have you talked to Bellokahn today?"

"No, why?"
"Oh, nothing much. He's just being excessively bellodramatic."
"What's Bellocoon saying today?"
"Thinks he's the cause for World War II again. He went onto his freewebs account to pen a poem about it..."

"Pete is feeling particularly bellokahn today. He's slit his wrists and is currently dying in the bathroom stall. Seems like his Tivo didn't record T-Pain's performance on MTV last night. And I thought Hitler was bellodramatic."
by urban knight July 21, 2009
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Balloni

The most retarded way someone could ever misspell the word bologna.
Mommy, I want some balloni please!
by James M. July 3, 2006
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