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Blumpkin Pie

The act of having a Ménage à trois while the woman is dressed as a Pilgrim or Indian Squaw. One guy is in the process of receiving a blumpkin, while the other is in the process of giving the woman a cream pie.
The first Blumpkin Pie.

While Miles Standish was in the outhouse (after the first Thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. John Smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
by Uncle Kreepy November 22, 2011
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atomic blumpkin

when you're getting a blumpkin and the receiver vomits all ove the top of the head of the giver, thus giving the receiver a complete release of the body from every possible orifice, vomitus, feces, and ejaculate and urine if the receiver is especially talented!
Chad puked all over the top of bret's head while she was giving him a blumpkin. It was the most compete release any human has ever experienced, despite the mess on top of her head and the extensive cleanup, i love atomic blumpkins!
by fist698 April 8, 2010
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female blumpkin

The act in which a person licks the vagina of their lover while taking a poopy-woopy.
Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.
by andybuchanan1 December 20, 2008
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Guatemalan Blumpkin

The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
"Girl, what happened to your hair?"
"My nasty ass boy friend Guatemalan Blumpkined me!"
by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006
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Mobile Blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
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Pseudo-Blumpkin

The action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having anus orally stimulated).
Give the man a pseudo-blumpkin
by Tiffany's Toyboy July 23, 2009
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Upper Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit in the top part of the toilet while a girl is giving you head at the same time.
Last night my girlfriend was so drunk and she was pissing me off and she surprisingly let me pull off an Upper Blumpkin
by dupajuda October 15, 2009
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