The act of having a Ménage à trois while the woman is dressed as a Pilgrim or Indian Squaw. One guy is in the process of receiving a blumpkin, while the other is in the process of giving the woman a cream pie.
The first Blumpkin Pie.
While Miles Standish was in the outhouse (after the first Thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. John Smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
While Miles Standish was in the outhouse (after the first Thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. John Smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
by Uncle Kreepy November 22, 2011
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Chad puked all over the top of bret's head while she was giving him a blumpkin. It was the most compete release any human has ever experienced, despite the mess on top of her head and the extensive cleanup, i love atomic blumpkins!
by fist698 April 8, 2010
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by andybuchanan1 December 20, 2008
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by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006
Get the Guatemalan Blumpkin mug.The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
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Get the Pseudo-Blumpkin mug.The act of taking a shit in the top part of the toilet while a girl is giving you head at the same time.
Last night my girlfriend was so drunk and she was pissing me off and she surprisingly let me pull off an Upper Blumpkin
by dupajuda October 15, 2009
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