Blumpkin Soup 

The act of a female giving head to a male while shitting on the toilet. The male then drops a log which splashes her face with shit soup.

She got some blumpkin soup on her face…

Blumpkin Soup by Three Smart Men December 10, 2021

blumpkin wrap 

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket

dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap

blumpkin wrap by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022

Blumpkin bagel 

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

Blumpkin bagel by Muffins. August 24, 2022

Blumpkin Beer 

The mixture of pumpkin ale and chocolate porter or stout beers into one pint.

Hipsters don’t drink Black and Tan, they drink Blumpkin Beer!

Blumpkin Beer by Big D Nick October 14, 2022

Blumpkin spice latte 

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.

The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.

Blumpkin spice latte by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023

Blumpkin Spiced Latte 

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

Blumpkin Spiced Latte by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

Blumpkin Soup 

A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.

I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.

Blumpkin Soup by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024