Penis Beanie

A beanie that you put on your penis.

Person: "Hey Matt, your head looks like a penis why don't you go buy a penis beanie?"
Matt: "Ok."

by dixintha March 25, 2008

Being a dick

A term that referred to someone being an asshole

Do I really need to explain how to use the term being a dick

by IduckingH8U January 14, 2019

Being a man

Choosing the irrational option of a task.

"Do you want be to deep fry the turkey this year?"
"Nah I'm being a man, I'm gonna grill it."

by FonzieButt November 17, 2011

Beenis

The tender area between the balls and the penis.

Man 1: "Hey man, what did that guy steal?"
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."

by Stevie Boo Boo April 8, 2019

Being on your j's

Being alone
Being by yourself

"We don't like you being on your j's, so we'll just come with you."

by Samuel Billy Bob Smith March 15, 2009

Being Raped By Rainbows

When an unexpected bad thing happens out of something that is supposed to be good

Me: Yesterday, my girlfriend told me she was ready to have sex, so I went to her house and she was doing her brother...she told me she didn't mean she was ready for me.
Friend: Damn, sounds like you were Being Raped By Rainbows last night man

by Mr1sack August 7, 2012

Being a Jerm

When someone tries extremely hard to be correct about everything/prove everyone wrong, especially over trivial things that no one cares about. "Being a Jerm" also refers to someone who tells you a pointless fact every chance they get.

Peter: yeah that song came out in the 70's
Jerm: No, it came out in 1978.
Peter: like I said..
Jerm: *googles and pulls up Wikipedia page* see, 1978, you were wrong.

Or

Jim: Dude, I want some celery
Andrew: Did you know that when you eat celery you burn more calories than celery has in it?
Jim: no one cares.. stop being a Jerm, man..

by perdedor May 22, 2014