Bazooka

An extra large penis.

Girl 1: My vag is still sore from last night, my boyfriend has a bazooka for a cock.

Girl 2: That’s rough, those can do a lot of damage if they’re in the hands of amateurs.

Girl 1: Preach!

by Thundercity7 August 28, 2018

Bazooka

When your girlfriend is giving you head, and as you are about to cum, you pour pepper down her nose and hold her head down as your nutting and make your semen goes everywhere like a bazooka explosion

I did the bazooka last night with my girl, and now she’s mad at me and my room is all sticky

by Js1523 December 2, 2019

Bazongo

A funnier way to say "Bazinga"

Brian:"I just lost my pants"
Randy:"Bazongo"

by Cornelius22222 October 24, 2019

Bazoinkers

A word used to describe when a situation is absolutely nuts you think you’re going insane.

Person:*trying to convince you that they can shoot babies out their butthole*
You: this is bazoinkers

by Fermentedmustardwater December 19, 2021

beacon college

A college in Leesburg Florida where most of the students that go here act like either middle schoolers or preschoolers. Lots of drama and crying goes on at Beacon. Very few faculty members will actually care if you’re being bullied, but most of the time the faculty and staff will do nothing about the drama and bullying. It’s pretty rare to find a staff or faculty member who actually cares about you as a person and not just academically at Beacon College. The Human Services/Psychology Department Chair actually cares about their students mental health unlike most people who work at this college!

Person 1: Don’t come to Beacon College if you want to make it out of college alive
Person 2: why’s that?
Person 1: so much drama and bullying goes on there!

by sassydiva134 March 7, 2023

Moses Beacon

Moses Beacon is the most caring person u will ever meet if you’ll pardon the pun helping many passengers through the airport and whenever there is a problem he is quickly on the case using his effective running techniques if you’ll pardon the pun and known for speaking many languages like Chinese which he is fluent inif you’ll pardon the pun. His caring nature is shown by the lord of people he helps such as 92 hetty wolf helping her go through the airport for her first ever flight and his caring nature is also shown when hetty goes to her plane and Moses threatens to kick her in the face if you’ll pardon the pun. He also runs a charity called wishwings if you’ll pardon the pun which has helped a record 3 people achieve the flight of their lives. He is also known for helping his famous passengers with their secrecy going through the airport such as Anna freel when he shouts make way for miss Anna freel plz she’s lost her wig if you’ll pardon the pun. His keeps his scared passengers happy with his safe facts about flight safety when he says that 122 planes went down last year for his scared passengers. He helps his charity so much he was rushed to hospital for blowing to hard on a ballon and thinks he does “too much” if you’ll pardon the pun

Person 1:That guy is faster than usain bolt because of his running technique

Person 2: yea it’s Moses Beacon

by AandBarefitaf November 9, 2019

Bazoner

The halfway part between having a boner and still being flacid.

That new chick gives me such a bazoner.

by dubthynub April 19, 2010