Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive

Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025

Amish candle

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.

“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”

by Burt f March 16, 2023

Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

cakes and candles

An ironically cooler way to say Happy Birthday

Sadie: it’s Aisha’s birthday

Maddie: Cakes and Candles Aisha, T-up

by T1yotT January 23, 2024

cakes and candles

The manly way to say “Happy Birthday.”

Cakes and candles my brother.

by Kingmrxrash April 28, 2024

Cakes and Candles

Term used instead of kill yourself originated from popular streamer Gaming With Dallas

Person 1 “bro you’re so trash”
Person 2 “cakes and candles!”

by yadi_beast4444 May 20, 2024

Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.

I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday

by Dod Äntligen July 20, 2022