Batman

He is the hope for those who lie in darkest despair. He is the man who stands in the way of injustice. He is the scourge of evil, and the vector of justice who fights back against those who would do harm to the innocent, for if he does not, no one else will. He is a hero. He is Batman.

Batman constantly puts his life on the line to keep the citizens of Gotham safe.

by Just another fan July 21, 2013

The Batman Effect

The mysterious phenomenon when everyone gets a boner or a lady boner while watching a Batman movie.

Guy 1: The Dark Knight is one of the best movies I have ever seen.
Guy 2: Yeah I had a raging boner the whole movie.
Guy 1: I see that the Batman Effect worked on you too.

by icanhasnachos September 27, 2011

let's ride Batman

a phrase used when leaving which is meant to inform those you are taking home of your departure

Andy: "Am I taking you home?"
Randy: "Yeah, I need a ride."
Andy: "Alright, let's ride Batman."

by robinridesbitch January 4, 2009

Batman

1.) verb: to disappear into nothingness when by all rights you should have seen them leave.
2.) expression: after someone disappears as above, you say it

1.) Where'd Larry go? He Batmanned on us. He totally pulled a Batman
2.) Where'd Larry go? Whoah... Batman

by James Dean December 5, 2004

Batman

Means Cool, The universal word for Cool!
it is used in every language around the world!

example 1
Guy 1: Have you heard this new song? its so Batman!
Guy 2: I heard it yesterday, its pretty Batman

example 2
Girl 1: That guy seemed like a bit of a looser
Girl 2: He is so not Batman!

by a batman guy December 15, 2010

Batman

Whoever typed this in your an idiot. You should ALL know who the god-damned batman is. Shame on you

Chuck Norris or Batman ? A: Batman. No shit

by Supermicklovin October 11, 2011

to ride baton

When a passenger sits behind the driver of a motorcycle, similar to the fashion popularized by Iranian Riot Police when dealing with election protesters, in which one occupant concentrates on steering the vehicle while the other sits behind dealing out beat downs with a baton. It is used in a similar fashion to riding shotgun.

"I'm on my bike today, so if you need a lift you'll have to ride baton."

by TheFurTrapper June 23, 2009