Basket Case

1.) A hopeless situation.
2.) One of the greatest songs of the 90's, by Green day.

1.) John has been a basket case ever since his wife left him.
2.) This song-

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned

by x3greendayx3 March 6, 2005

cunt basket

A useless person, can be a man or a woman. Also an aggravating person who is working your last nerve.

This word works also works well if you are in a drunken or stoned state. First came into use around 1996 by two guys who were stoned out of their minds on pot.

Dude, don't be a cunt basket. Pass me the bong, man!

How dare that cunt basket cut me off on the freeway!

by KurtB June 29, 2009

Fish Basket

Slang: Term used by gay men for women. May be used as an adjective or a noun. Synonym: fish taco

Adj. She's such a fish basket!

Noun. Way to go fish basket!

by motob March 28, 2009

man basket

used to explain all the men one person is dating at the same time.

My man basket is overflowing.

I need to empty him out of the man basket.

by Slym 5000 February 15, 2007

fruit basket

"When a guy folds and holds his peaches and banana in his hand and displays it for all to see....."

"Kyle displayed a fruit basket to his roommates before they cryed with laughter"

by Richie January 26, 2004

baby in a basket

An Oriental baby placed in a basket to be eaten by tigers or white people.

When Matt Tisdale won the golf tournament,he said, "I'm a baby in a basket!"

by Dell PC April 26, 2006

Basket of Snakes

A toilet full of long thin turds.

"duuuuude, I just made the biggest basket of snakes!"

"I'm sick of these mutha fuckin' snakes in this mutha fuckin' basket!!!" - Samuel L. Jackson.

by Reggie and Ramone August 18, 2006