Basic White Boy

A Vineyardvine, Patagonia obsessed athlete, Christian boy who seems like he's nice but is actually a huge bitch and only owns things over $150 because his parents earn money from white privilege. He also secretly does drugs and has a girlfriend while claiming to be "god's follower' and talks in an abnormally high voice despite the fact he is officially a teenager but doesn't choose to follow the specific guidelines for trying to get through his "awkward phase". He also runs his hands every single fucking minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products. And who can forget the fact that his social media contains at least 15 pics of him with a red cap, saying D1 in every photo, trying to act black but ends up looking like a divorced elderly man trying to flirt with college aged ladies at a strip club AND TO TOP IT ALL OF A FUCKING DOG FILTER. AND they're only interested in basic white ass girls who, for some reason, know every little detail about the Pink product and can tell when her Starbucks drink is either decaf or whatever the other thing is with a blindfold on.

Ashley(basic bitch smh): OMG CHRISTOPHER (basic bitch smh) IS SO CUTE
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!

by hOnEy fIgHt mE November 20, 2017

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Basic

A person (usually a female) appearing as they are expected to be. Usually following the typical stereotypes.

She is wearing ugs and is at Starbucks, what a basic Bitch.

by Dohboy March 10, 2015

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basic bitch

A definition of a girl who thinks she is awesome when she really isn't. Someone who is just being plain basic.

Guy: "damn did you see that brunette with those gorgeous blue eyes??"

Me: "oh yea that's Lana dude, careful though she's soooo BASIC."

Guy: "cant be too careful these days with them basic bitches around."

basic bitch brunette

by youngman65 April 10, 2013

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Micro$oft BASICA (short for "Advanced BASIC") is a simple disk-based BASIC interpreter written by Micro$oft for PC-DOS. BASICA allows use of the ROM-resident BASIC included with early models of IBM's PC while DOS is loaded (the ROM BASIC itself runs when nothing is loaded when booting) and adds functionality such as file access and storage of programs on disk. It does not run on non-IBM PCs and even on later IBM models, since those lack the requisite ROM BASIC.

Later versions : Qbasic and Visual Basic
which both inherited its syntax...

50 'Basica
80 ' INITIALIZATION
90 '
100 DEFINT A-Z : GETC$=" " : GETW$=" " ' for speed!
110 DIM USQ.TABLE%(1,257), BUF$(128), OUTF$(127)
120 FILE$="" : SF%=0 : FO%=-1 : CSL%=0 : CSH%=0 : OD$=""
340
350 ' COMMON CODE
360 '
370 ' Common code, accessed with blank command line or begining of
380 ' non-CP/M versions.. (Interactive version)
390 '
400 SF%=-1
410 PRINT : PRINT "PCUSQNEW.BAS -- A SLOW But Sure BASIC Unsqueezer"
420 PRINT
430 PRINT "(Enter name of file to 'unsqueeze'. Use upper case ONLY.)"
440 INPUT "Name of squeezed file";FILE$ : ID$=""
450 PRINT : PRINT "(Enter 'O' for console output only)"
460 INPUT "Console output? (Y/N/O)";CO$
470 IF CO$="O" OR CO$="o" THEN FO%=0 : GOTO 520
480 IF CO$="N" OR CO$="n" THEN SF%=0
490 PRINT : PRINT "(Enter return only for current disk)"
500 INPUT "Output drive";OD$
510 IF LEN(OD$)=1 THEN OD$=OD$+":"
520 PRINT : PRINT "Unsqueezing ";ID$;FILE$;" --> ";
530 OPEN "R", 1, ID$+FILE$, 128

by jack_2000 November 27, 2005

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