jam bandit 

One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.

BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?

BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.

jam bandit by gap tooth grin April 30, 2009

Blind Bandit 

While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.

If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.

Blind Bandit by FleaWard45 April 28, 2013

sex bandit 

One who often obtains sex for himself in a quick or mischievious manner.
see also "steal it"

That Nick Yurick is a sex bandit.

sex bandit by Nick Yurick July 17, 2005

Piss Bandit 

A thief who steals the wallet out of his victims' back pocket, while the victim is using a urinal in a public restroom.

Phil: "Man, my wallet was just stolen in the men's room!
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.

Piss Bandit by dirtyjeff March 26, 2009

Thick Bandit

A Thick Bandit is often reference to the large female in the herd. She will tend to be more dominant, and more likely to perform exotic mating rituals with the male, and often times and added female.

"Did you see that Thick Bandit last night? Yeah, I took one for the team, took her home...and she destroyed me!"

"Mike was wing manning for a buddy, and ended up with the Thick Bandit...He'll never be the same."

"Had a thick bandit last night, and she let me go for the dog in a bathtub."

Thick Bandit by DaPurv February 4, 2010

bus bandit 

A person who likes to masturbate in public, particularly on buses. They are usually creeps and may be a sex offender.

you know that guy that got caught masturbating on the bus? he's gonna be a bus bandit when he grows up!

bus bandit by dashneo and wario kong June 5, 2011

Robo Bandit 

1.) great thief of Robitussin. 2.) Person who can at one time steal $60 worth of DXM out of any given location without capture or being discovered. 3.) See

Chase was the first robo bandit to steal 3 bottles, 5 boxes of triple c's and a stick of gum.

Robo Bandit by Da Mace September 25, 2011