Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!

by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.

Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009

bananahead

An insult; basically calling someone a bananahead is similar to calling them an idiot or a moron.

Lord of Karma is a bananahead if he thinks The Eraser isn't electronica.

by Tim34534543 August 4, 2006

banana slap

First you eat a banana, then you take the peal, grab the connected end, and slap someone with the separated end. 3 or more ends will suffice in causing enough pain and hilarity. When you banana slap someone, you must yell, "banana slap!" This is only necessary for the complete experience.

*eats banana*
*grabs end*
*slaps*
*yells, "banana slap!"*
*runs away if necessary*

by The Buhjohnston March 7, 2005

banana land

A realm far from reality, where insane people believe what they say is correct.

Alex insists that he is Jesus Christ, clearly he is lost in banana land .

by I hate dumb people June 13, 2016

Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.

"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.

by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005

banana boy

Slang term for a male with a penis that is curved when erect. May be a natural exaggeration of the trend for the male member to curve in this state, an indication of damage to the spongiform tissues of the penis, or circulation problems in the penile blood vessels.

"Wendy is very happy with her new guy, cos hes a banana boy and it hits all the right places."

by D F Stuckey February 16, 2004