An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.
by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024
Get the Baltimore Bassetmug. During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?
Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 14, 2020
Get the Baltimore Mailboxmug. by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
Get the Baltimore Tax Dollarsmug. The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024
Get the Baltimore Blow Dryermug. When 2 guys are bridging a lady and she calls for a switch and one guy dies not rotate to the right and the guys bang erect dicks.
This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...
by Binky D April 10, 2024
Get the Baltimore boat wreckmug. In the midst of receiving a rimjob, the receiver of the ass licking quickly grabs the rimmer by both ears, pulling her forcefully against his asshole and promptly farts in her mouth. Roles/genders can be switched/modified to fit the preferences of both the giver and receiver.
She tried to stick a brush handle up my ass while giving me a rimjob, so I worked up some gas and gave her a Baltimore Bombscare.
by Luckybus March 6, 2017
Get the Baltimore Bombscaremug. A pose during homosexual coitus where both parties maneuver themselves in a way where they both have their sexual organs inside of eachother.
by Joža Dolary$$ May 18, 2025
Get the Baltimore Whirlwindmug.