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carpet bagger

A married woman who routinely cruises gay clubs and hangouts for discreet female sexual encounters. She is typically unaware of pervasive subculture protocols.
Anne: Omigah! You have GOT to cut your nails and take off that promise ring before we go out, you look like a carpet bagger.
by elizabeth impossible December 22, 2008
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bagger

Is short for the commonly used term,dousche bag, or someone who is a terrible person, and who everyone thinks should be kicked in the balls, or punched directly in the ovary.
Man, those librarians are such baggers. I think that one should be punched in the ovary.
by Jonathan March 23, 2005
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Bangorrhea

The act of having violent diarrhea during sex; usually occurs after eating poorly made Mexican food and leaving a "spicy" feeling left for both partners
"I had the worst case of bangorrhea last night bro, I still haven't cleaned it up. My moms pissed!"
by Realnigg420 December 22, 2013
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Carpet Bagger

A straight woman who for the sake of superiority declares herself a lesbian.
"Yeah, she claims she's fucking Dixie, but we know she's just a carpet Bagger."
by beetsmee January 25, 2013
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bagger

a fart trapped in a sleeping bag, or under blankets
Oh man that was a nasty bagger!
by marsie November 11, 2006
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Tip Bagger

When someone steals tips off of another persons table at resturants.
I just saw that tip bagger in Golden Corral yesterday. He took $8.
by alex_smarts August 1, 2008
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