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Bollock Bacon

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack
oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it
by minge_master_mike November 23, 2010
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ballocks

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles
Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'
by k November 23, 2003
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bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.
Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!
by fred May 4, 2003
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Bollocking

A harsh punishment for something you've done.
In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"
by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010
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Bollockisation

Exclamation of annoyance or frustration, derived from the British term "bollocks", meaning testicles or nonsense. To "give someone a bollocking" is to reprimand them.
May also be influenced by "buggeration".
"Oh, bollockisation! My computer just crashed again!"
by Alex C W January 17, 2008
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Bollock-conscious

Men in clothing that unashamedly displays the male equivalent of camel's toe; an unnecessary display of the outline of genetalia. Far too much information for a civilised audience.
In commenting upon a picture of 70s band Bay City Rollers: "I only remember them in tartan. In that pic they appear somewhat bollock-conscious. Not pleasing...."
by Controlled Magic November 23, 2017
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Bollock Butchery

This occurs when your gonads are hung like a horse and you’re sittin’ on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are ripped from your scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.
Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.

Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.

Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.
by Stoney69 August 1, 2019
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