oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.
that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it
that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it
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a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.
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May also be influenced by "buggeration".
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In commenting upon a picture of 70s band Bay City Rollers: "I only remember them in tartan. In that pic they appear somewhat bollock-conscious. Not pleasing...."
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Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.
Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.
Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.
Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.
Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.
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