The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021
Get the Post-Birth hemorrhoidsmug. by ponyjar November 25, 2022
Get the alaskan tub birthmug. While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.
If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.
Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.
Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019
Get the Gurgle Birthmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>A Birth Name To A Parent Name Change Of Yourself<.7.9.7.6.>mug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
Get the Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)mug. referring to children who are born as a result of two concentring adults having an illicit affair without anyone knowing until the child's visual appearance obviously doesn't resemble the married partner,
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 28, 2025
Get the birth-gatemug. When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
Get the Birth Certificate Feetmug.