band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.

I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.

by cryog September 11, 2016

band hopper

A narcissistic prick who will join a band, leave it and then join another. He or She'll probably do this numerous times before bands start realising this person is just going to abandon them once they hit their peak.

" Did you hear Denis Stoff left Asking Alexandria? "

" Yeah, turns out the dude's just another fucking band hopper. "

by fag9001 March 24, 2017

Band Bond

A relationship in which one makes love to a band instrument.

Jesus Christ, Richard, are you a in a band bond with that saxophone?

Yeah, what’s wrong with that? After all, the only useful class in school is band, everything else is useless in life. Band class for life...

by wakkjobb the holy August 21, 2018

band director day

National Band Director Day is November 15 because by then your football team has lost the Friday games and you're moving on to concert music. Make sure you let your band director know how much you appreciate them on this day because they're probably stressed.

"What's today's date?"

"November 15th, it's national Band Director day!"

"Really?! I really love our director, I'm going to let him know how much I appreciate him."

by Hypotonuse690889 November 9, 2019

Band Geeks

Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack

Me and the bros watched Band Geeks yesterday and it was totally hype

by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020

Band Queen

Queen is a British rock band formed in London in 1970. Freddie joined the band in 1970 and suggested the name "Queen". The members of this band are, Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon. On July 13, 1985 the band Queen Went to Live Aid, their performance at Live Aid was known to be their best performance they have ever done.

"Dude, did you watch live aid over the summer?"
"Yeah, the band Queen did awesome!"

by korihehee January 17, 2022

Band Practice

A place where you go to get high as fuck, drunk and sometimes make music too

Hey man I went to Seventh Eves band practice and all we did was get high and wasted.

Hey man that band Seventh Eve got that dope ass bud and booze, their band practice was so good that they used their last two brain cells to run a whole ass set non stop on god.

by Seventh Eve. April 5, 2022