Charles Darwin believes in natural selection, weaker beings die, stronger ones survive and reproduce to live another day. The Darwin Award is handed out on the internet usually to people who post videos on youtube demonstrating their purest skills at being a retard putting his or her life on the line.
by simio January 16, 2008
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examples of awarewolf: sigmund freud, wittgenstein, chomsky, einstein and other celebrity figures who are awarewolves.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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8:30am -{You} "Hey (insert hot chick's name here), nice meeting you last night. Lets go out for a drink later this week."
9:00am-
10:00am- {you mention to your friend} I texted the hottie I met last night when i woke up this morning and she hasn't responded.
{friend} Damn bro, you got some serious ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety). She probably was so drunk she hasn't got outta bed yet.
11:00am-
3:15pm- {Her} "Who is this?"
3:16pm- {You} damn
9:00am-
10:00am- {you mention to your friend} I texted the hottie I met last night when i woke up this morning and she hasn't responded.
{friend} Damn bro, you got some serious ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety). She probably was so drunk she hasn't got outta bed yet.
11:00am-
3:15pm- {Her} "Who is this?"
3:16pm- {You} damn
by Dirty_J January 2, 2012
Get the ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety) mug.Amaira is someone who is will be there for you no matter what. She is someone who will stay up with you at 4am talking about how your dog died. Amaira is someone who cares her selflessness in unbelievable
. But just because Amaira cares a lot of others does not mean she doesn't have her own problems. She does. She may never tell you she likes to keep her thoughts deep inside her soul. This doesn't me she doesn't want you to try and help her. She does. Amaira's are very deep people they have someone very deep thought but will never show it. They can be completely depressed on the inside and never show it on the outside. They can judge people very quickly and are always right about their personality. Amaira is a very generous and caring person but only if she get in return.
. But just because Amaira cares a lot of others does not mean she doesn't have her own problems. She does. She may never tell you she likes to keep her thoughts deep inside her soul. This doesn't me she doesn't want you to try and help her. She does. Amaira's are very deep people they have someone very deep thought but will never show it. They can be completely depressed on the inside and never show it on the outside. They can judge people very quickly and are always right about their personality. Amaira is a very generous and caring person but only if she get in return.
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by Steelheader December 18, 2008
Get the Safety Award mug.When you are playing X-box Live on Halo 3 team slayer, and you beat the other team by twenty or more points. This was created when Luke (a creater of Halo 3) and his team of four said he could beat ANY team by 20 or more points, and if he lost he would have to give the other team a stake dinner. He won. You can check how many you have by going to www.bungie.net and typing your name in.
by dummb n00b February 26, 2009
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