asscap

a baseball cap that you wear almost all the time 24/7, and almost every time you wear it, it always makes you look and act like an ass.

Donald Trump has this ugly red "Make America Great Again" caps, which is basically an asscap.

by RealityTVGuide July 27, 2017

Asswater

Water that comes out of surfshorts when leaving a pool (note: fill shorts before leaving pool with as much water as possible)

dude, you just got asswatered!

by asswater crew July 23, 2003

asscot

1. A piece of ass one keeps as a pet.

2. A sexual partner who likes to do it doggy-style.

1.
Your boyfriend seems quite obedient.
He's not my boyfriend, he's my asscot. Come here, boy!

2.
I just gave my asscot a copy of the Kama Sutra, see if he gets some new ideas...

by Jay Bee January 5, 2009

assbatter

Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.

Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!

by sireland November 15, 2007

Asshat

Adj. A word used to describe someone who has no clue, has their head up their ass, and is a dick about it. Especially popular in gamer circles.

gamer1: Dude WTF, you just KS'd me!?

gamer2: It's called respawn, say hello to it for me asshat.

by Firefighter X March 14, 2010

asshattan

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.

Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.

by Twacklock January 23, 2008

Asshat

When a condom gets lost inside of your ass, and after when you try to shit it out the the little bit of latex that dangles out of your asshole,it is called an asshat.

"He was embarrassed about the asshat he just could not get rid of."

by Nightember July 5, 2009