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Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.
'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'
Assassins Cream by thecameller August 16, 2009

Assassination Attempt 

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.
Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.
Assassination Attempt by Techpony September 3, 2012

Anal Assassinator 

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.
Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.
Anal Assassinator by The Mokey October 17, 2016

Ass assassinate 

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Ass assassinate by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

Assassinate

To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.
"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."
Assassinate by Tremblay October 20, 2008

Assassinine 

Used to describe when an assassin makes a donkey-like error
Assassinine is a combination of the words assassin and asinine
Assassinine by MacaroniMan July 8, 2011